yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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