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That's how twitter works, right?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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