For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I just gargled with NyQuil
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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