the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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