she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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