It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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