i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
its liver damage thursday
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