dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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