Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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