I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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