After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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