Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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