What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
it was like eating out sand paper
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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