I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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