Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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