haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Small penises have feelings too.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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