i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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