I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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