dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Did I show you my penis last night?
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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