I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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