We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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