you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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