I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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