stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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