Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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