..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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