I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Randomize
