This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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