ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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