he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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