You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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