Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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