I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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