What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Randomize
