who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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