bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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