yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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