Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
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