I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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