they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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