It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I yelled at your uterus for you.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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