oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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