her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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