he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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