whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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