No awkward lesbian experiences without me
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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