Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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