My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
