That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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