Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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