Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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