My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
id be glad to
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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