O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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