how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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