My hand turned me down
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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