I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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