Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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