dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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